Brown Bread
Me: "I painted my bedroom today." She: "Already? Wow. I'm proud of you." Me: "For what?" She: "Embracing color. A year ago, all of your walls were white, and now you can't stand to have white walls in your place." Me: "I owe it all to you, Color Sensei!" She:
With the Passage of Father Time
He: "This song is great! It's from 1987!" Me: "Great year. I graduated high school in '87." She: "I'll refrain from telling you when I graduated from high school." Me: "Okay, that's it! I'm going to sulk over there." She B: "What's wrong?" Me: "She refrained from telling me when
Foundation Conversation
He: "My sisters told me there are three criteria for bras: cut, color, comfort." Me: "They left out padding, lace, lift and whether it squishes your boobs together. And color? It's a choice between white/beige or not. All you need to know is if it can be seen under a
At the End of the Prancing Pony
Me: "You know what I realize after watching this film?" She: "What?" Me: "I'd like to be in a cavalry charge." She: "Ahhh, I told you you'd like The Last Samurai ." Me: "Actually this idea started with Return of the King. That was a great charge!" She: "Yes it
Sure Signs
He: "Excuse me, but you're in the wrong bathroom." Me: "No, I'm not." He: "Yes, you are." Me (pointing at the tampon machine): "No. I'm not." He: "...oh, oh! Excuse me..."
Glossed
She: "What kind of lipgloss is that?" She B: "It's called Make Out. What are you wearing?" She: "Diva." She B: "Of course." Me: "Golly, I feel under-glossed wearing this huckleberry lip balm." She B: "But didn't huckleberry lip balm once save your life?" Me: "Yes, yes it did." She:
