Reviews
Me: "I finished my performance reviews! Whoo-hoo! How're you doing?" He: "I asked for an extension. God, I hate doing these things." Me: "Me, too. It ranks up there with dental work and taxes." He: "But do you find you've been highly productive in other areas? I've gotten a lot
SQUeeeeeeeee Girl
Me: "Did I tell you I canceled my cable?" She: "Ummmm, yes. Why? Why did you do it?" Me: "I went home last night and the only thing on T.V. was Top Gun. I was forced to watch Top Gun for entertainment." SQUeeeeeeeee Girl: "But what's wrong with that? I
Measuring Urgency
She: "Can you let me know when you'll have this done?" Me: "What's your drop-dead date for this project?" She: "Yesterday." Me: "Sorry, I don't think we'll be able to meet that deadline. Really, how urgent is this?" She: "Well, my manager wants it done." Me: "Is it pee in
A Game of Alias
Ping: "Season One was fantastic!" Pong: "Oh, and so was Season Two!" Net: "..." Ping: "I thought they lost their way this last season..." Pong: "Yes, but that last episode!" Net: "..." Ping: "Ohmygod! That was so GOOD!" Pong: "I know! I couldn't wait to see it again!!" Net: "..."
AWAD
She: "I almost put a word a day on my blog." Me: "Really? What was it?" She: "Flurry." Me: "Ah, don't you think people would already know what it means?" She: "I wanted to put it on there because it's fun to say!" Me: "Flurry! Oh, I have words like
Cat Anxiety
Me: "Hello, K, I've lost Pattie's cat." K: "What? You ate Pattie's fat?" Me: "No, I lost her cat. I've been all over her apartment and I can't find the damned cat." K: "You're cat sitting?" Me: "Yeah. Cats don't get stuck behind things, do they?" K: "No. They only
