Housecleaning: Work Favorites Must Die!
It's spring and my fancy has turned to cleaning up the electronic detritis I've accumulated. I can't find anything in my favorites, and I don't visit half the stuff I have bookmarked. It seems the surest way to never get read is to be hidden in the guts of a
The cheese does not wear me.
She: "So I'm going to this wine and cheese party on Saturday." Me: "That's rather unfortunate considering you're abstaining from alcohol." She: "Yes it is. I thought I'd take grape juice or whatever and drink what I wanted while they were having wine." Me: "Why stop there?" She: "What do
Unwholesome
She: "I drank last night. I know gave it up for Lent, but this was a work situation!" Me: "So Lent goes one day longer for you?" She: "Yeah, I suppose so." She B: "Well Ladies, I think I'll take up drinking for Lent." Me: "Oooooh, I like the idea
Characterizations…
He: "Do you remember that film Logan's Run? It was a lot like Blade Runner, I thought." Me: "How can you even draw comparisons between the two? Logan's Run was a shallow romp whereas Blade Runner was a dark vision of the future. And the women in Logan's Run? All
When the Stakes Are High
He: "I'll bet you a donut that it won't get done." Me: "I'll see your donut and raise you a bundt cake." He: "See, that just illustrates the difference between a Grade 12 and Grade 14 employee..." Me: "What, the number of calories I'm willing to wager?" She: "This is
Crisis
Me (picking up phone): "Hello?" She: "Hi, I have a problem. Someone brought me a piece of chocolate cake and I'm trying sooooo hard to be good. Do you want it?" Me: "No, but I give you permission to throw it in the trash." She: "What? I can't do that!"
