Distance
She B: "So he sends me this picture of him with his pants unzipped and it's wrapping around his undershorts to the back of his butt." She: "And the name of this Lothorio?" She B: "Hung14inches. And I'm not sure why he wrote me, I mean he's in New York!"
Musical Interlude
On Music... She (mezzo soprano): "Born Free! As free as the wind blows! As free as the grass grows!" Me: "Excuse me, but you're not going to start singing, 'They Call the Wind Mariah'? Are you?" She: "What's wrong with 'They Call the Wind Mariah Carey'?" Me: "Same thing that's
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Fuzzy Red
Sighting She: "That guy was totally checking you out." Me: "Was he? It must've been the fuzzy red sweater. Guys like it." She: "No, guys like naked women." Me: "But I'm not naked. I'm wearing a fuzzy red sweater. Are you sure?" She: "Yes. He was tracking you the entire
Sum 41
Regarding Sum 41's Forthcoming Album I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the fact that a corporate rock band has a new album called 'Does This Look Infected?', or that my best friend was watching MTV2. It's like I don't even know her. Anyway, if you're a fan and want to
