Fuzzy Red

Sighting She: "That guy was totally checking you out." Me: "Was he? It must've been the fuzzy red sweater. Guys like it." She: "No, guys like naked women." Me: "But I'm not naked. I'm wearing a fuzzy red sweater. Are you sure?" She: "Yes. He was tracking you the entire

Sum 41

Regarding Sum 41's Forthcoming Album I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the fact that a corporate rock band has a new album called 'Does This Look Infected?', or that my best friend was watching MTV2. It's like I don't even know her. Anyway, if you're a fan and want to

Dolly-ist

-ist Me: "So I hear they have a cafe at American Girl Place." She: "You didn't know that?" Me: "No, I haven't been into the scene. My boss went, and tells me that they have special seats for the American Girl dollies and serve them dolly portions of whatever you're

Demon Dave

Inner Whoshewhatsit Yesterday Pirate Alice unveiled the secret her pyschic had urged her to sit on: she's cursed with a demon/spirit that's holding her back and preventing her from having a groovy relationship with guys. She's named this demon Dave, and has been on a quest to reform him since

Audience Participation

Audience Participation Me: "Since you're constantly journaling, I'm surprised you haven't tried running a blog." He: "I don't know. It seems a awful lot like masturbation to me." Me: "Yes, but it's masturbation with an audience." He: "..." Me: "Guess you're not bent that way." He: "No, I need the

Home Repair

Prevarication I'm having issues with my drill. It won't, for some odd reason, allow me to put a hole into the wall next to my bathroom door, which I need in order to anchor my towel bar. The other hole drilled in quite nicely, but this one stopped just short