Attitude is everything
She: "..and then she yelled at me for fifteen minutes. Like it's my fault that her life is a mess!" Me: "You should tell her that she can't bitch and moan her way to happiness." She: "Oooooo, nice. That just became my manta." Me: "Great! I think I'll get t-shirts
What Goldilocks Wears to Work
She: "Is that a new top?" Me: "No, I've had it for a while." She: "Ahhh, so it was a closet find." Me: "No, I didn't forget about it. It's one of those weird tops were it can't be too cold or too hot out in order to wear it."
Weather
She: "I know we're not in the same color scheme or anything, but I'm wearing a little flower print, too." Me: "It's little flower print weather. They start coming out when the temperature gets over 80."
On the importance of having goals…
Me: "Do you have goals? He: "Wuh? Sure..." Me: "Have you outlived Kurt Cobain?" He: "What do you mean?" Me: "Are you older than Kurt Cobain when he died?" He: "No, he was like 27 or something. Why?" Me: "Last week it was pointed out to me that I'd outlived
-ine
BF: "I think I'll have a little bread before I go. Ehmmm. Tastes like a saltine without the salt...you know, like -ine. Want some?" Me: "No, thanks. I'm watching my -ine intake." BF: "I'm sure it's bad for certain internal organs." Me: "It'd be ugly if I vented my -ine
The Harvest
She: "So how was the harvest?" Me: "I think that if he put his mind to it, Greenspan could do stand up." She: "Why? Did he smile?" Me: "No, but in his opening remarks he said, 'There was too much joviality when I walked in here. This is the central
