Home Made
Me: "So, is there anything you'd like me to bring you when I go home?" She: "A mountain man." Me: "You mean a Paul Bunyon type?" She: "No facial hair." Me: "More like Monte Python?" She: "No." Me: "More effeminate than Monte Python?" She: "No! I don't want a lumberjack!"
Every Day Is Halloween
She: "So what did you think of my post?" Me: "I enjoyed the Kevorkian death mantle bit. Hey...do you think I can get one of those to wear for Halloween?" She: "Why not? And a get out of jail free card, too."
Situations Like These
Me: "She's happy, so I'm not going to get up in arms about it." She: "And what would that look like exactly?" Me: "You know...me lifting my skinny fists..." She: "...like antennae to heaven?" Me: "You spend no time on my blog, do you?" She: "Nahhh. Don't know what you're
Lifting my skinny fists like antennae to heaven…
When I made the decision to go digital, I didn't realize how many hours it would take to legally rip my cd collection into bytes for digital consumption. It's a sad suck of time now and going forward...I mean, I buy a lot of music and ALL of it will
Stamp of Approval
B: "I really like your place. I need to find somewhere to put my stamp of approval." K: "Are you just going to brand my place with a big B?" B: "Yeah, maybe up there by the air vent where everyone can see it: Bee!" Me: "Or as the French
Naming Conventions
She: "I went to a game at Sox field last year and they totally had fireworks." She B: "We still call it Sox field, or Cominsky...not that other name." She: "Yeah, 'cause U.S. Cellular Field has such a nice ring to it." Me: "Haaaaa! You made a funny." She (smirk):
