Tilting at treadmills
Me: "Do freak treadmill accidents count as OSHA reportable safety incidents?" He: "Why? Did you break our run?" Me: "It was only 18 days." He: "Yeah, well, you didn't break the 100 day streak. There would've been trouble if you'd been the one to do that." Me: "If this turns
Great Eats
She: "Look over there...I spy the president and at least two senior VP's." Me: "What? In our cafeteria?" She: "Don't you remember? The dining room is under construction." Me: "I don't want to see them eat. I'm uncomfortable with managerial mastication." She: "Wow...I didn't know they could chew." Me: "I
I’m all managerial and stuff
He to She: "That's why you're a great manager." Me: "She is a great manager, but on my own behalf, I have to say I gave some great peformance reviews today." He: "Oh yeah?" Me: "You remember those Herbal Essences commerical where the girls are tossing their heads in the
Feed the Beast
Mary: "What's wrong?" Me: "The copy machine won't copy. It just sits there and hums at me." Mary: "Ooops. Guess we forgot to feed it sangria last night." Me: "Dammit, Mary! Never forget the sangria!"
Home Made
Me: "So, is there anything you'd like me to bring you when I go home?" She: "A mountain man." Me: "You mean a Paul Bunyon type?" She: "No facial hair." Me: "More like Monte Python?" She: "No." Me: "More effeminate than Monte Python?" She: "No! I don't want a lumberjack!"
Every Day Is Halloween
She: "So what did you think of my post?" Me: "I enjoyed the Kevorkian death mantle bit. Hey...do you think I can get one of those to wear for Halloween?" She: "Why not? And a get out of jail free card, too."
