Higher Powers
He: "I still can't get into the system. I thought maybe you could do something?" Me: "No, you need to talk to Bud." He: "Bud Selig? The baseball commissioner?" Me: "No, Bud the project coordinator. Why did you think Bud Selig could fix your access issues? That's clearly a Martha
2:30 AM
This morning I was woken out of a dead sleep by the most obnoxious, deafening fire alarm in existence and was forced to finally answer that question we all ask ourselves from time to time: What would you grab? The answer was my jogging bra, good socks and sneakers. I
Sex and the City
Me: "I can't believe you're bailing on me this weekend. All of you!" He: "Yeah, sorry about that, but you'll do fine. I found it easy to be entertained in New York on my own. There's lots to do." Me: "True. I was thinking about taking the Sex and the
Love Is…
Me: "Why don't you call the column 'Management Is...'?" Boss: "Like the cartoon?" Me: "Yeah, why not?" Boss: "Oooooh, I like it." He: "What cartoon?" Boss: "It's this cartoon from the 70's called 'Love Is...'. Type it into the web and it'll come up." Me: "It has naked children in
Complex
VP: "Your shoelace is untied." Me: "So it is...I'll get to it in a minute." VP: "How're going to manage with your arm laid up? Let me..." Me: "Let you what?" VP: "Tie your shoe. Prop it up here 'cause I can't bend over." Me: "I haven't had my shoes
Expectations…
"We don't have to do that, it's overkill." "Yes we do! The client asked for this!" "No, the client asked for the moon. They only need a night light."
