Sex and the City
Me: "I can't believe you're bailing on me this weekend. All of you!" He: "Yeah, sorry about that, but you'll do fine. I found it easy to be entertained in New York on my own. There's lots to do." Me: "True. I was thinking about taking the Sex and the
Love Is…
Me: "Why don't you call the column 'Management Is...'?" Boss: "Like the cartoon?" Me: "Yeah, why not?" Boss: "Oooooh, I like it." He: "What cartoon?" Boss: "It's this cartoon from the 70's called 'Love Is...'. Type it into the web and it'll come up." Me: "It has naked children in
Complex
VP: "Your shoelace is untied." Me: "So it is...I'll get to it in a minute." VP: "How're going to manage with your arm laid up? Let me..." Me: "Let you what?" VP: "Tie your shoe. Prop it up here 'cause I can't bend over." Me: "I haven't had my shoes
Expectations…
"We don't have to do that, it's overkill." "Yes we do! The client asked for this!" "No, the client asked for the moon. They only need a night light."
Status – Living a Webless Lifestyle
As you may recall, I've given up recreational web surfing for my Strategic Change I class. I've gone one whole week without the digital crutch. How's it been? Well... The department assistant of my degree program wants to recruit me to help with their site. I don't suppose, technically, that
Lies, Lies, Lies
"Ah, poor thing! How did you break your arm?" "I had to fight for the last Twinkie." "No, really..." "It was a rough day shopping." "Ah, c'mon..." "Someone had to fight off the horde of angry, Harley bikers as the royal family made its escape." "I mean it! What did
