{"id":5315,"date":"2002-04-14T04:11:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-14T04:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/"},"modified":"2023-12-01T00:19:50","modified_gmt":"2023-12-01T00:19:50","slug":"5315-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/5315-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Dishing It Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Dishing It Out<\/b><\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;So did you get your hair cut?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Yeah, about three weeks ago.  So nice of you to notice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m sorry!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;No, relax.  I&#8217;m kidding, I got it cut last week. I&#8217;m giving you shit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Oh&#8230;Oh! Gratefully accepted.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dishing It Out She: &#8220;So did you get your hair cut?&#8221; Me: &#8220;Yeah, about three weeks ago. So nice of you to notice.&#8221; She: &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m sorry!&#8221; Me: &#8220;No, relax. I&#8217;m kidding, I got it cut last week. I&#8217;m giving you shit.&#8221; She: &#8220;Oh&#8230;Oh! Gratefully accepted.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5315"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6265,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5315\/revisions\/6265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}