Watching<\/b><\/p>\n
Me: “I’m so sweet and innocent. I bet you’re bored out of your mind trying to surveil me.”<\/p>\n
He: “Yeah…”<\/p>\n
Me: “Guess you make up stories and scenes about me to keep yourself amused.”<\/p>\n
He: “Sometimes…”<\/p>\n
Me: “I can picture you doing little sock-puppet shows about my life.”<\/p>\n
He: “Huh, yeah…”<\/p>\n
Me: “It must be a bitch.”<\/p>\n
He: “What?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Getting the blood stains out of socks.”<\/p>\n
He: “You’re an interesting individual.”
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