{"id":5307,"date":"2002-04-22T16:12:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-22T16:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/"},"modified":"2023-12-01T00:17:32","modified_gmt":"2023-12-01T00:17:32","slug":"5307-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/5307-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunburned"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me: “What’s wrong?”<\/p>\n

Lil She: “It won’t come off!”<\/p>\n

Me: “It won’t come off? Your skin supposed to stay attached.”<\/p>\n

Lil She: “No!!! The red won’t come off.”<\/p>\n

Me: “You’re not scrubbing hard enough. Guess you’ll have to stay red.”<\/p>\n

Lil She: “No!!! Make it come off!”<\/p>\n

Me: “Sorry, kid.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me: “What’s wrong?” Lil She: “It won’t come off!” Me: “It won’t come off? Your skin supposed to stay attached.” Lil She: “No!!! The red won’t come off.” Me: “You’re not scrubbing hard enough. Guess you’ll have to stay red.” Lil She: “No!!! Make it come off!” Me: “Sorry, kid.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5307"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6257,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5307\/revisions\/6257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}