Movie Review<\/b><\/p>\n
She: “Have you seen the new Spiderman film, yet?”<\/p>\n
Me: “I saw it over the weekend.”<\/p>\n
She: “And?”<\/p>\n
Me: “It was pretty good. The sticky floor added a sense of verisimilitude.”<\/p>\n
She: “Ewww.”<\/p>\n
Me: “It would’ve been fine if they’d stopped there, but they made the arm rests sticky, too.”<\/p>\n
She: “EWWW!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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