{"id":5293,"date":"2002-05-19T14:22:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-19T14:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/"},"modified":"2023-12-01T00:24:03","modified_gmt":"2023-12-01T00:24:03","slug":"5293-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/5293-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Nobody\u2019s Cookie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Nobody&#8217;s Cookie<\/b><\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;Are you my little snickerdoodle?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Hell, no! I&#8217;ve seen what you do to snickerdoodles.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Think of me as day-old bread.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nobody&#8217;s Cookie He: &#8220;Are you my little snickerdoodle?&#8221; Me: &#8220;Hell, no! I&#8217;ve seen what you do to snickerdoodles.&#8221; He: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221; Me: &#8220;Think of me as day-old bread.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5293"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6289,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5293\/revisions\/6289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}