Clock. Wise.<\/b><\/p>\n
Me: “If you get drunk, and the room starts spinning, does it spin counter-clockwise if you’re on the other side of the equator?”<\/p>\n
She: “What?”<\/p>\n
Me: “You know, like toliet water. It spins the other way when you’re in Brazil.”<\/p>\n
She: “The more important question is, if you’re ON<\/b> the equator, in the jungle, does the water drop straight down?”<\/p>\n
Me: “I guess that would explain why they don’t have toliets in the Amazon.”<\/p>\n
She: “If a toliet flushes in the jungle, can you hear it?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Obviously, there’s much research to be done. I see I’ve been wasting my life.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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