{"id":5281,"date":"2002-06-14T01:49:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-14T01:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/"},"modified":"2023-12-01T00:28:42","modified_gmt":"2023-12-01T00:28:42","slug":"5281-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/5281-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Goodbye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Free At Last<\/b><\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;So, why did you call me sweetheart earlier today, if you wanted to break up with me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;It&#8217;s what you wanted to hear.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;&#8230;you&#8217;re right about that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I know.  G&#8217;bye.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Free At Last He: &#8220;So, why did you call me sweetheart earlier today, if you wanted to break up with me?&#8221; Me: &#8220;It&#8217;s what you wanted to hear.&#8221; He: &#8220;&#8230;you&#8217;re right about that.&#8221; Me: &#8220;I know. G&#8217;bye.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5281"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6313,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5281\/revisions\/6313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}