Non Sequitur<\/b><\/p>\n
She B: “… and so I think he’s single.”<\/p>\n
She: “That’s right! There’s a vacuum there, and your name is Hoover!”<\/p>\n
Me: “…”<\/p>\n
She: “Okay, that didn’t sound right.”<\/p>\n
Me: “That sounded no where near right. It was very, very wrong. You need to work on your transitions.”<\/p>\n
She B: “I thought we were talking about men. Why are you always changing the subject?”<\/p>\n
She: “I suck.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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