{"id":5244,"date":"2002-08-05T19:33:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-05T19:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/"},"modified":"2023-12-01T17:19:04","modified_gmt":"2023-12-01T17:19:04","slug":"5244-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/5244-2\/","title":{"rendered":"No Longer Joint"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Ephemera<\/b><\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;And may I have the reason you are closing the account today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;It&#8217;s a joint account.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;We&#8217;re no longer joint.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Oh, I see.  Let me just close that out for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ephemera She: &#8220;And may I have the reason you are closing the account today?&#8221; Me: &#8220;It&#8217;s a joint account.&#8221; She: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221; Me: &#8220;We&#8217;re no longer joint.&#8221; She: &#8220;Oh, I see. Let me just close that out for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5244"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6727,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5244\/revisions\/6727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}