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Function<\/b><\/p>\n

Me: “What’s wrong?”<\/p>\n

She: “I need to remember to breathe.”<\/p>\n

Me: “I hate it when my autonomic system rebels.”<\/p>\n

She: “I’m at the mercy of my body.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Me, too. I had a battle regarding peristaltic functions a while ago.”<\/p>\n

She: “And?”<\/p>\n

Me: “They joined forces with Brownian Motion, and nearly did me in.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Function Me: “What’s wrong?” She: “I need to remember to breathe.” Me: “I hate it when my autonomic system rebels.” She: “I’m at the mercy of my body.” Me: “Me, too. I had a battle regarding peristaltic functions a while ago.” She: “And?” Me: “They joined forces with Brownian Motion, and nearly did me in.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5237"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6726,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5237\/revisions\/6726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}