{"id":5233,"date":"2002-08-15T22:03:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-15T22:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/"},"modified":"2023-12-01T17:16:52","modified_gmt":"2023-12-01T17:16:52","slug":"5233-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/5233-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Going in Circles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Going in Circles<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Want any souveniors from home?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Bring me back a crop circle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;The ones made in soybean fields aren&#8217;t as impressive as the corn ones. They&#8217;re made by shorter aliens.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;You can judge the size of the invading alien horde by the height of the crop they deface?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Yep. Personally, I wouldn&#8217;t get worried about it until they start knocking over sunflowers.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Going in Circles Me: &#8220;Want any souveniors from home?&#8221; She: &#8220;Bring me back a crop circle.&#8221; Me: &#8220;The ones made in soybean fields aren&#8217;t as impressive as the corn ones. They&#8217;re made by shorter aliens.&#8221; She: &#8220;You can judge the size of the invading alien horde by the height of the crop they deface?&#8221; Me:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6708,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5233\/revisions\/6708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}