Can’t keep a good man down<\/b><\/p>\n
She: “I know you didn’t mean to bring back the Ghost of Christmas Past.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I meant for him to stay locked in the closet. Guess I’ll have to bury hatchet between his eyes. Can’t have him wandering around.”<\/p>\n
She: “You’re a woman with issues.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I have no issues.”<\/p>\n
She: “The first step on the road to recovery is to admit there might be a slight chance you have issues.”<\/p>\n
Me: “If that’s all I need to do to reach Nirvana, I’m in. Lord knows I’ll need it in order to make up for my treatment of the G.C.P.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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