cafe<\/a> at American Girl Place.”<\/p>\nShe: “You didn’t know that?”<\/p>\n
Me: “No, I haven’t been into the scene. My boss went, and tells me that they have special seats for the American Girl dollies and serve them dolly portions of whatever you’re having.”<\/p>\n
She: “Ah, and do you plan to go and take your dolly?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Well, I asked her if it had to be an American Girl dolly. I would go if I could take my Biker Rabbit dolly with the eye patch and duct tape holding it together.”<\/p>\n
She: “And?”<\/p>\n
Me: “She didn’t think they would serve him. They’re dolly-ist.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
-ist Me: “So I hear they have a cafe at American Girl Place.” She: “You didn’t know that?” Me: “No, I haven’t been into the scene. My boss went, and tells me that they have special seats for the American Girl dollies and serve them dolly portions of whatever you’re having.” She: “Ah, and do<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5188"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6676,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5188\/revisions\/6676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}