{"id":5159,"date":"2002-12-01T05:14:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-01T05:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/"},"modified":"2023-12-01T17:04:57","modified_gmt":"2023-12-01T17:04:57","slug":"5159-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/5159-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuzzy Red"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sighting<\/b><\/p>\n

She: “That guy was totally checking you out.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Was he? It must’ve been the fuzzy red sweater. Guys like it.”<\/p>\n

She: “No, guys like naked women.”<\/p>\n

Me: “But I’m not naked. I’m wearing a fuzzy red sweater. Are you sure?”<\/p>\n

She: “Yes. He was tracking you the entire time we were in there. I’m sure he was ripping that sweater off in his mind.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Wish I’d worn better underwear.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sighting She: “That guy was totally checking you out.” Me: “Was he? It must’ve been the fuzzy red sweater. Guys like it.” She: “No, guys like naked women.” Me: “But I’m not naked. I’m wearing a fuzzy red sweater. Are you sure?” She: “Yes. He was tracking you the entire time we were in there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5159"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6643,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5159\/revisions\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}