{"id":5109,"date":"2002-12-23T03:02:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-23T03:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/"},"modified":"2023-12-01T16:58:06","modified_gmt":"2023-12-01T16:58:06","slug":"5109-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/5109-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Veggie Perspectives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Eat. Your Vegetables.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;I have been a vegetable all day&#8230;I think I was a cucumber, or perhaps an eggplant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I once spent a morning as a carrot, but worked past it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;Yes, if I a were a carrot, I would work through it, too&#8230;but being an a eggplant is a truly unique perspective.&#8221;<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eat. Your Vegetables. He: &#8220;I have been a vegetable all day&#8230;I think I was a cucumber, or perhaps an eggplant.&#8221; Me: &#8220;I once spent a morning as a carrot, but worked past it.&#8221; He: &#8220;Yes, if I a were a carrot, I would work through it, too&#8230;but being an a eggplant is a truly unique<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6597,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5109\/revisions\/6597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}