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She B: “So he sends me this picture of him with his pants unzipped and it’s wrapping around his undershorts to the back of his butt.”<\/p>\n

She: “And the name of this Lothorio?”<\/p>\n

She B: “Hung14inches. And I’m not sure why he wrote me, I mean he’s in New York!”<\/p>\n

Me: “It’s okay, he can probably do ya without leaving the state.”<\/p>\n

She: “I can see him rolling down the highway with that thing, it’d be hanging out the window.”<\/p>\n

Me: “He’d have to tie one of those red ribbons on it just to be road legal.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

She B: “So he sends me this picture of him with his pants unzipped and it’s wrapping around his undershorts to the back of his butt.” She: “And the name of this Lothorio?” She B: “Hung14inches. And I’m not sure why he wrote me, I mean he’s in New York!” Me: “It’s okay, he can<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5087"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6567,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5087\/revisions\/6567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}