Tator Trauma<\/b><\/p>\n
Because of a series of unfortunate dining choices, I now have a tator tot stuck between my stove and cabinet. The gap between the two tapers into a vee as you get closer to the bottom of the space, thus allowing me to achieve maximum tator tot velocity about six inches from the bottom of the floor.<\/p>\n
This rogue potato product also rolled about a foot and a half back, and I have nothing skinny<\/b> enough or long<\/b> enough to reach back and get that sucker. I tried spatulas, skewers, and even managed to wedge my long-handled duster in there enough for the tator to sink another inch. It’s well and truly stuck.<\/p>\n
I am grateful that it’s not fish or cheese or something potentially stinky. It is<\/b> a tator tot, however, which means there’s no chance of decay. Fifty years from now, when someone finally guts my condo, that stupid little tator will still be there — perfectly preserved and waiting for ketchup. I’m a little put off of tots for now. Think I’ll stick to fries.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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