{"id":5054,"date":"2003-01-20T04:50:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-20T04:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/"},"modified":"2023-12-01T16:45:51","modified_gmt":"2023-12-01T16:45:51","slug":"5054-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/5054-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Red Ink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Bidding<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;&#8230;you can get one of those on Ebay, you know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;You can find <b>anything<\/b> on Ebay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Really? What do you have bids on?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;A soul.  I should check on it &#8212; the auction will be over in a few hours.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Are souls cheap? Do you have to meet any minimum bids?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Cheap? Yes.  Where they get you is on the extraction costs and delivery charges.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Ah&#8230;you have to sign any nasty paperwork?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;In red ink.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bidding Me: &#8220;&#8230;you can get one of those on Ebay, you know.&#8221; She: &#8220;You can find anything on Ebay.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Really? What do you have bids on?&#8221; She: &#8220;A soul. I should check on it &#8212; the auction will be over in a few hours.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Are souls cheap? Do you have to meet any<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5054"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6539,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5054\/revisions\/6539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}