{"id":5053,"date":"2003-01-21T18:57:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-21T18:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/roach-2\/"},"modified":"2003-01-21T18:57:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-21T18:57:00","slug":"roach-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/roach-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Roach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;They&#8217;ve been checking you out and you haven&#8217;t noticed. Again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Who? Where? Were they worthy?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Some of them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;You need to point them out to me, you know I&#8217;m oblivious.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;I&#8217;ll try, but they&#8217;re fast. They scurry away like cockroaches in the light.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;What?&#8221; She: &#8220;They&#8217;ve been checking you out and you haven&#8217;t noticed. Again.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Who? Where? Were they worthy?&#8221; She: &#8220;Some of them.&#8221; Me: &#8220;You need to point them out to me, you know I&#8217;m oblivious.&#8221; She: &#8220;I&#8217;ll try, but they&#8217;re fast. They scurry away like cockroaches in the light.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}