{"id":5039,"date":"2003-01-29T19:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-29T19:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/gold-digging\/"},"modified":"2003-01-29T19:30:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-29T19:30:00","slug":"gold-digging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/gold-digging\/","title":{"rendered":"Gold Digging…"},"content":{"rendered":"

He: “Aristotle Onassis’s granddaughter turned 18 today. I need to get me some of that.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Can you imagine how hard it’s going to be to impress an 18 year old billionaire? I mean, what would you do for a first date?”<\/p>\n

He: “I’d impress her with my programming skills — whip out a workflow and start coding some perl.”<\/p>\n

Me: “She’s jaded enough that it could work. Go for it.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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