{"id":5019,"date":"2003-02-12T03:04:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-12T03:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/longevity-2\/"},"modified":"2003-02-12T03:04:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-12T03:04:00","slug":"longevity-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/longevity-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Longevity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He: &#8220;They say that deafness is the reason most marriages last.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Oh really?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;Yes, the fine hairs in your cochlea start falling out the more they&#8217;re used.  So the more your wife nags you, the less you hear.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;The irony being that those hairs then take root on the outside of your ear.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;Right &#8212; thereby enhancing our sex appeal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;You let me know how this theory works out for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;Sorry, what did you say?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He: &#8220;They say that deafness is the reason most marriages last.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Oh really?&#8221; He: &#8220;Yes, the fine hairs in your cochlea start falling out the more they&#8217;re used. So the more your wife nags you, the less you hear.&#8221; Me: &#8220;The irony being that those hairs then take root on the outside of your<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}