{"id":5015,"date":"2003-02-15T15:46:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-15T15:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/so-sayeth-the-queen-2\/"},"modified":"2003-02-15T15:46:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-15T15:46:00","slug":"so-sayeth-the-queen-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/so-sayeth-the-queen-2\/","title":{"rendered":"So Sayeth the Queen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Queen (off camera, drunk): &#8220;&#8230;penis the size of a horse!&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Queen (off camera, drunker): &#8220;&#8230;hung like a horse!&#8230;huge tits! huge!&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Queen (to Me, stroking my arm): &#8220;You&#8217;ve got pretty red hair. Pretty, pretty. Oh honey?! Is he with you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He (to the Queen): &#8220;Yes, we&#8217;re on a date.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Queen (to Me): &#8220;Honey, honey! Four out of five face cards in the deck and he&#8217;s not one of them!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He (to Me): &#8220;See! This happens all the time.  They never believe that I&#8217;m straight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He (to Me): &#8220;I am straight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t protest too much. The Queen hath spoken.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Queen (off camera, drunk): &#8220;&#8230;penis the size of a horse!&#8230;&#8221; The Queen (off camera, drunker): &#8220;&#8230;hung like a horse!&#8230;huge tits! huge!&#8230;&#8221; The Queen (to Me, stroking my arm): &#8220;You&#8217;ve got pretty red hair. Pretty, pretty. Oh honey?! Is he with you?&#8221; He (to the Queen): &#8220;Yes, we&#8217;re on a date.&#8221; The Queen (to Me):<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5015"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5015\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}