{"id":5013,"date":"2003-02-16T16:07:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-16T16:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/girls-best-friend-2\/"},"modified":"2003-02-16T16:07:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-16T16:07:00","slug":"girls-best-friend-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/girls-best-friend-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Girl&#8217;s Best Friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;Who are you over there dissing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;Sarah Brightman. They&#8217;re playing her.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Why? What do opera singers have against Sarah Brightman?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;She sold out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Hey, a girl&#8217;s gotta eat&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;I suppose, but <b>I&#8217;m<\/b> eating and I haven&#8217;t sold out!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;&#8230;and, if possible, she&#8217;s gotta eat while wearing diamonds.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;Who are you over there dissing?&#8221; He: &#8220;Sarah Brightman. They&#8217;re playing her.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Why? What do opera singers have against Sarah Brightman?&#8221; He: &#8220;She sold out.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Hey, a girl&#8217;s gotta eat&#8230;&#8221; He: &#8220;I suppose, but I&#8217;m eating and I haven&#8217;t sold out!&#8221; Me: &#8220;&#8230;and, if possible, she&#8217;s gotta eat while wearing diamonds.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5013\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}