{"id":5009,"date":"2003-02-19T19:50:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-19T19:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/maelstorm-2\/"},"modified":"2003-02-19T19:50:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-19T19:50:00","slug":"maelstorm-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/maelstorm-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Maelstorm"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me: “How’s it going?”<\/p>\n

She: “I’m awaiting the pending shit storm.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Is that what’s brewing on the horizon? Do you expect to be in the middle?”<\/p>\n

She: “Yeah. I can smell it coming.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Would those be floaters or sinkers?”<\/p>\n

She: “Both.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Well, shit.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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