{"id":5000,"date":"2003-02-21T22:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-21T22:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/bang-on-the-drums\/"},"modified":"2003-02-21T22:30:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-21T22:30:00","slug":"bang-on-the-drums","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/bang-on-the-drums\/","title":{"rendered":"Bang on the Drums&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;I heard he was arrested once for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eonline.com\/News\/Court\/1099.mcconaughey.html\">nude bongo-drumming<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Oh really? Where did this take place?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure. I didn&#8217;t delve into it. The real tragedy, of course, is that he could only beat one drum at a time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know you.  Get out! Out of my cube!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;I heard he was arrested once for nude bongo-drumming.&#8221; She: &#8220;Oh really? Where did this take place?&#8221; Me: &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure. I didn&#8217;t delve into it. The real tragedy, of course, is that he could only beat one drum at a time.&#8221; She: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know you. Get out! Out of my cube!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5000"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5000\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}