{"id":4983,"date":"2003-03-07T22:31:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-07T22:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/the-life-of-widgets-2\/"},"modified":"2003-03-07T22:31:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-07T22:31:00","slug":"the-life-of-widgets-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/the-life-of-widgets-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Life of Widgets"},"content":{"rendered":"

She: “She’s a fine little Widget.”<\/p>\n

Me: “How can you tell?”<\/p>\n

She: “She’s instantly forgetable, doesn’t ruffle any feathers and gives off a bland vibe. Plus she’s square-shaped.”<\/p>\n

Me: “So she can fit into those square holes? Doesn’t she realize it’s an oblong world?”<\/p>\n

She: “That’s the tragedy of a Widget. They’re manufactured and unable to adapt to a bendy environment.”<\/p>\n

Me: “I never thought I’d feel sorry for a Widget.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

She: “She’s a fine little Widget.” Me: “How can you tell?” She: “She’s instantly forgetable, doesn’t ruffle any feathers and gives off a bland vibe. Plus she’s square-shaped.” Me: “So she can fit into those square holes? Doesn’t she realize it’s an oblong world?” She: “That’s the tragedy of a Widget. They’re manufactured and unable<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4983\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}