She: “He was that boring, huh?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yes, I had to make stuff up just to keep interested.”<\/p>\n
She: “Like what?”<\/p>\n
Me: “I told him the story of how my career as a concert pianist came to a tragic end after a horrible horseriding accident.”<\/p>\n
She: “He fell for that?”<\/p>\n
Me: “I’m not sure, it’s kinda iffy. Would you take me seriously if I had my hand balled into a claw?”<\/p>\n
She: “I see your point. Was it worth it?”<\/p>\n
Me: “As a specific incident, no, I wouldn’t want to go through it again. As a larger endeavor, it’s yet to be determined. Men are a lot of work.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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