Chirp. Chirp.<\/p>\n
“Damn it all, what does it want now? Why does it need attention now? I’m not getting out of bed, I’m not!”<\/i><\/p>\n
…Chirp. Chirp.<\/p>\n
“Noooo…no matter how hard it cries!”<\/i><\/p>\n
…Chirp. Chirp.<\/p>\n
“Noooooooo!”<\/i> <\/p>\n
…Chirp. Chirp.<\/p>\n
“Fine! Into the cradle with you!”<\/p>\n
…Chirp.<\/p>\n
“*@!#!! cell phone had better learn to sleep through the night.”<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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