He: “Was that a derisive snort coming from you?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Hmmm, what?”<\/p>\n
He: “Were you being derisive?”<\/p>\n
Me: “About what?”<\/p>\n
He: “Me.”<\/p>\n
Me: “No. You’re beneath my notice.”<\/p>\n
He: “Oh. Guess I’ll work on that.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Sorry, what did you say?”<\/p>\n
He: “Look, you have to leave me with an avenue for communication or I’ll be forced to resort to manly displays to get your attention.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yeah, send me a memo then. I’ll be in my office.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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