She: “Don’t you look nice in your crisp white jacket!”<\/p>\n
Me: “Thanks. Want to have lunch?”<\/p>\n
She: “Sure, I hear they’re serving spaghetti and meatballs.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Really? Maybe I could get a glass of grape juice, too.”<\/p>\n
She: “That would be just the thing! Here, I have a leaky pen — you could write out your order.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Nah, I’ll bump into the wet paint signs and take notes on the lapel.”<\/p>\n
She: “Too much work. Let’s skip lunch and roll you around in the new cut grass instead?”<\/p>\n
Me: “But I was saving that for the pants!”<\/p>\n
She: “Wear’em tomorrow! We should have mud puddles by then.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Now you’re talking!”
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