Me: “I think I’ll jettison all this identity theft anxiety.”<\/p>\n
She: “How?”<\/p>\n
Me: “I’ll post all my personal financial information to DTLI? and hold a contest to see who could ruin my credit rating first.”<\/p>\n
She: “Really? Sort of skipping the middle-man and putting the power in the hands of everyday working thieves?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Exactly! I’d have some nominal entry fee – say, five, six hundred dollars, and then make all sorts of things available: social security number, mother’s maiden name, samples of my signature.”<\/p>\n
She: “Ooooo! Downloadable as Tiff or PDF?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Both, why not? I’m all about the easy access. Do you think there’d be enough interest to recoop costs plus make a tidy profit?”<\/p>\n
She: “You do have a pristine credit history, right?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Sure, and I’m willing to pay cash until my rating gets straightened out again.”<\/p>\n
She: “I’d say go for it. Someone’s probably chipping away at your credit even as we speak.”<\/p>\n
Me: “That makes me feel better.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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