She: “I’m not feeling very social today.”<\/p>\n
Me: “You’re not feeling social? I’m misanthropic.”<\/p>\n
She: “Always going one better than me!”<\/p>\n
Me: “Are you talking to me? Why are you talking to me?”<\/p>\n
She: “Get out of my car.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to stop looking in my general direction.”<\/p>\n
She: “There’s a pregnant crack-whore on the street. Didn’t I tell you she’s your date?”<\/p>\n
Me: “As if. You’re fortunate I’m gracing you with my presence tonight.”<\/p>\n
She: “I didn’t I tell you? I only bought one concert ticket.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I never said I’d go to the concert.”<\/p>\n
She & Me: “Fine!”<\/p>\n
She: “Do you think this line is ever going to move?”<\/p>\n
Me: “No, we’re doomed.”<\/p>\n
She: “At least we’re in good company.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yeah.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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