Drive-Through BK Employee: “Here’s your children’s meals.”<\/p>\n
Me: “We didn’t order children’s meals. Our invisible children aren’t hungry.”<\/p>\n
She: “We ordered two large dinners.”<\/p>\n
Drive-Through BK Employee: “Did you already pay?”<\/p>\n
She: “Yes! $8.52”<\/p>\n
Drive-Through BK Employee: “Oh….okay, you owe me $9.09. Let’s see…that’s seventeen cents.”<\/p>\n
Me: “No. It’s not.”<\/p>\n
Drive-Through BK Employee: “…”<\/p>\n
Drive-Through BK Employee: “Excuse me.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Do you think she’s going to get a calculator?”<\/p>\n
She: “Give me fifty seven cents or we’re never going to get our food.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Fine, fine. Here.”<\/p>\n
She to Drive-Through BK Employee: “Here. Exact change.”<\/p>\n
Drive-Through BK Employee: “That’s not enough.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yes. It is.”<\/p>\n
Drive-Through BK Employee: “…”<\/p>\n
Drive-Through BK Employee: “Excuse me.”<\/p>\n
Me: “We did her no favors by introducing math into her cozy retail environment. We should’ve just given her seventeen cents.”<\/p>\n
Drive-Through BK Employee: “Here’s your meals. Thank you, come again.”<\/p>\n
Me & She: “…”<\/p>\n
Me: “It must be the hunger pangs. I should’ve had a snappy comeback. It all would’ve been worth it if I’d had a snappy comeback for that.”<\/p>\n
She: “We’re never coming back.”
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