Me: “Oooo! There’s a dead squirrel! One more and I’ve got bingo!”<\/p>\n
She: “What?”<\/p>\n
Me: “I was tired of the same old car bingo, so I decided to create my own.”<\/p>\n
She: “So you play the taxidermist version?”<\/p>\n
Me: “No, no…the Road Kill version.”<\/p>\n
She: “Pigeons, deer, squirrels…what else?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Raccoons, pets and tires.”<\/p>\n
She: “Tires?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Busted tires are technically road kill.”<\/p>\n
She: “Oh, I see. Then what about pieces of critters? Like a tail or something?”<\/p>\n
Me: “If it’s identifiable, dead and on the road, then it’s fair game. I do not want to get into a discussion of what something was. Ewwww.”<\/p>\n
She: “Once again I’ve gone too far.”<\/p>\n
Me: “It’s okay. I started it.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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