Me: “So are we meeting up for lunch?”<\/p>\n
He: “Yes, though we have this thing at 2:00.”<\/p>\n
She: “We’re playing D&D.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Ahhhh…remember not to tease a man about his THAC0.”<\/p>\n
He: “We don’t use THAC0 anymore in D&D. That’s old school.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Make me feel my age, why don’t ya.”<\/p>\n
She: “THAC0?”<\/p>\n
Me: “To hit armor class zero.”<\/p>\n
He: “DUUUUUDE! You know<\/b> what it means!”<\/p>\n
He (to She): “She’s okay. She has my stamp of approval.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yeah, but I did I have to become a dude to get it?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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