Me: “Do you have goals?<\/p>\n
He: “Wuh? Sure…”<\/p>\n
Me: “Have you outlived Kurt Cobain?”<\/p>\n
He: “What do you mean?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Are you older than Kurt Cobain when he died?”<\/p>\n
He: “No, he was like 27 or something. Why?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Last week it was pointed out to me that I’d outlived Jesus, so I figured I needed a new goal.”<\/p>\n
He: “Gawd.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Exactly. Now I plan to outlive Sonny Bono. It’s important to have goals, but you have to go with what works for you…”<\/p>\n
He: “…Kurt Cobain?”<\/p>\n
Me: “It’s reasonable. No sense reaching for George Burns right away, that’s asking for trouble.”<\/p>\n
He: “I’m going back to my computer and put this down on my monitor — outlive Kurt Cobain.”<\/p>\n
Me: “That’s right. Take it in small steps.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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