{"id":4780,"date":"2003-07-08T02:28:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-08T02:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/situations-like-these-2\/"},"modified":"2003-07-08T02:28:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-08T02:28:00","slug":"situations-like-these-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/situations-like-these-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Situations Like These"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;She&#8217;s happy, so I&#8217;m not going to get up in arms about it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;And what would that look like exactly?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;You know&#8230;me lifting my skinny fists&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;&#8230;like antennae to heaven?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;You spend no time on my blog, do you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Nahhh.  Don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re talkin&#8217; about.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;She&#8217;s happy, so I&#8217;m not going to get up in arms about it.&#8221; She: &#8220;And what would that look like exactly?&#8221; Me: &#8220;You know&#8230;me lifting my skinny fists&#8230;&#8221; She: &#8220;&#8230;like antennae to heaven?&#8221; Me: &#8220;You spend no time on my blog, do you?&#8221; She: &#8220;Nahhh. Don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re talkin&#8217; about.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}