{"id":4778,"date":"2003-07-08T02:39:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-08T02:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/every-day-is-halloween-2\/"},"modified":"2003-07-08T02:39:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-08T02:39:00","slug":"every-day-is-halloween-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/every-day-is-halloween-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Every Day Is Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;So what did you think of my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snottybitch.com\/\">post<\/a>?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I enjoyed the Kevorkian death mantle bit.  Hey&#8230;do you think I can get one of those to wear for Halloween?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Why not? And a get out of jail free card, too.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;So what did you think of my post?&#8221; Me: &#8220;I enjoyed the Kevorkian death mantle bit. Hey&#8230;do you think I can get one of those to wear for Halloween?&#8221; She: &#8220;Why not? And a get out of jail free card, too.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}