Me: “So, is there anything you’d like me to bring you when I go home?”<\/p>\n
She: “A mountain man.”<\/p>\n
Me: “You mean a Paul Bunyon type?”<\/p>\n
She: “No facial hair.”<\/p>\n
Me: “More like Monte Python?”<\/p>\n
She: “No.”<\/p>\n
Me: “More effeminate than Monte Python?”<\/p>\n
She: “No! I don’t want a lumberjack<\/b>!”<\/p>\n
Me: “What then?”<\/p>\n
She: “I want one that owns his own software development firm and has a palatial estate nestled in the hillside.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Ohhhhh, you want a mountain-located<\/b> man! Why didn’t you say so?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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