She: “Look over there…I spy the president and at least two senior VP’s.”<\/p>\n
Me: “What? In our cafeteria?”<\/p>\n
She: “Don’t you remember? The dining room is under construction.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I don’t want to see them eat. I’m uncomfortable with managerial mastication.”<\/p>\n
She: “Wow…I didn’t know they could chew.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I heard they don’t have time to chew. Their admin assistants pre-chew their food for them — saves time on nutrient absorption.”<\/p>\n
She: “Ewwww!”<\/p>\n
Me: “And later, they get injections of preservatives. Gives ’em a nice leathery appearance.”<\/p>\n
She: “Ewwww!”<\/p>\n
Me: “They shouldn’t eat out here with the rest of us mere mortals. We’ll get a complex.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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